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Digital kits, services & guides

Contractor's Pricing Confidence Kit

5-number pricing formula, rate ranges, objection scripts, and the Job Bid Calculator.

$9.50

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Trade Invoice + Change-Order + Deposit Scripts

Boring + useful contractor paperwork pack: invoice, change-order and deposit scripts that stop unpaid scope creep.

$7.50

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Jobsite Daily Log — Trade Planner

Niche trade planner for daily jobsite notes and handoffs.

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Property Manager's AI Toolkit

75+ copy-paste AI prompts for tenant comms, vendors, and renewals.

$19

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The Pro Operator Bundle

Both kits together — the Pricing Confidence Kit plus the Property Manager's AI Toolkit ($28.50 value).

$9.50

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AI Personalized Speech

Done-for-you personalized speech drafting service.

$14.99

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AI Resume + Cover Letter

Done-for-you resume and cover-letter drafting service.

$19.99

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100-Perspective Consult

Submit ONE question or statement; all 100 expert seats weigh in on that same item, with a synthesis (agreement, splits, top moves).

$29

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Pet Memorial Tribute

Personalized memorial tribute deliverable.

$12.99

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Field Manual All-Access

All-access pass to the full Field Manual — 341 real how-to guides.

$19.99

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Apparel & goods — for sale now

Jack O Lantern Halloween Candle — Spooky Season Soy Candle Gift

$28.99

Digital kits, services & guides

Contractor's Pricing Confidence Kit

Trade Invoice + Change-Order + Deposit Scripts

Jobsite Daily Log — Trade Planner

Property Manager's AI Toolkit

The Pro Operator Bundle

AI Personalized Speech

AI Resume + Cover Letter

100-Perspective Consult

Pet Memorial Tribute

Field Manual All-Access

Apparel & goods — for sale now

Jack O Lantern Halloween Candle — Spooky Season Soy Candle Gift

This Is My Costume Halloween Shirt — Trick or Treat Funny Spooky Tee

Momster Shirt Funny Halloween Mom Tee — Raising Little Monsters

Spooky Mama and Mini Matching Halloween Shirts — Mommy and Me Set

Spooky Mama Halloween Shirt — Cute Ghost Pumpkin Mom Tee Spooky Season

Mama + Kids Names Floral Tee — Personalized Kids Names

Our First Christmas as a Family of Three Matching Tee

Merry Mama Christmas Tee — Holiday Mom Shirt

Born This Chaotic — Personalized Zodiac / Birthday Soy Candle (Name + Sign)

Those Watching Over Us — Personalized Wedding Memorial Soy Candle (Add a Name)

Change Order Stickers | Funny Contractor Laptop Decal for Builders PMs | Trades Job Site Sticker Pack

Jobsite Weekend Contractor Hoodie | Trades Pride Sweatshirt for Builders Handymen GCs | Funny Construction Gift

Hi-Vis Brew Trades Mug | Funny Construction Coffee Cup for Contractors Electricians Welders | Job Site Gift

Rent's Due Landlord Tee | Property Manager Gift Shirt | Funny Landlord Apparel for Investors Landlords PMs

Fixer Of Things Contractor Tee | Handyman Gift Shirt for Tradesmen Builders | Funny Job Site Identity T-Shirt

Dreams Are Built, Not Given Tee | Philosophical Metaphor Shirt

Coffee Then Concrete Mug 11oz — Funny Construction Coffee Cup

Our First Home 2026 Ornament — New Homeowner Christmas Keepsake

Punch List Survivor Sticker — Funny Contractor Hard Hat Decal

Sweater Weather Supervisor Hoodie — Cozy Fall Sweatshirt

IncomeUtopia Logo Sticker — Steps and Arrow Laptop Decal

IncomeUtopia Logo Tee — Steps and Arrow | Comfort Colors Shirt

IncomeUtopia Logo Hoodie — Steps and Arrow

IncomeUtopia Logo Sticker — Roofline and Sunrise Laptop Decal

IncomeUtopia Logo Tee — Roofline and Sunrise | Comfort Colors Shirt

IncomeUtopia Logo Hoodie — Roofline and Sunrise

IncomeUtopia Logo Sticker — Combined Roofline and Steps Laptop Decal

IncomeUtopia Logo Tee — Combined Roofline and Steps | Comfort Colors Shirt

IncomeUtopia Logo Hoodie — Combined Roofline and Steps

The full catalog — every design

Progress Over Perfection Tapestry — Motivational Wall Hanging

Built By Bots Run By Me Hoodie | Automation Hoodie | Entrepreneur Sweatshirt | AI Engineer Gift | Systems Builder

Automate Build Repeat Shirt | Entrepreneur TShirt | Tech Founder Tee | Developer Gift | Systems Builder

IncomeUtopia G Logo Tee | Tech Entrepreneur Shirt | Circuit Board Design | Developer Gift | AI Builder

IncomeUtopia G Logo Hoodie | Tech Entrepreneur Sweatshirt | Circuit Design | Developer Gift | AI Builder

IncomeUtopia G Logo Mug | Tech Entrepreneur Coffee Mug | Circuit Board Design | Developer Gift | AI Builder Mug

I Survived Another Meeting That Should've Been an Email | Funny Office Tee

My Coffee and I Have a Special Relationship | Funny Coffee Tee

Error 404: Motivation Not Found | Programmer Funny Tee

Adulting 0/10 Do Not Recommend | Funny Millennial Tee

Sarcasm Is My Love Language | Funny Sarcastic Tee

Chaos Coordinator | Funny Mom Boss Tee

Technically Correct: The Best Kind of Correct | Funny Nerd Tee

I Have Selective Hearing | Funny Introvert Tee

I'm Not Arguing I'm Explaining Why I'm Right | Funny Tee

Do Not Disturb I'm In My Own World | Funny Introvert Tee

Hustle Harder Than Your Excuses | Motivational Hoodie

Quietly Building an Empire | Entrepreneur Hoodie

Sleep Fast Grind Faster | Hustle Hoodie

Nothing Grows in the Comfort Zone | Motivational Hoodie

Overnight Success is 10 Years in the Making | Entrepreneur Hoodie

Disciplined Mind Limitless Life | Mindset Hoodie

Don't Quit Do It For Future You | Motivational Hoodie

Work in Progress | Motivational Hoodie

AI is My Co-Pilot | Funny AI Tech Tee

Eat Sleep Prompt Repeat | AI Enthusiast Tee

It's Not a Bug It's an Undocumented Feature | Programmer Tee

Automate Build Repeat | IncomeUtopia Tee

Built By Bots Run By Me | Automation Tee

Artificial Intelligence Natural Sarcasm | Funny Tech Tee

Code Never Lies Comments Sometimes Do | Developer Tee

In Case of Fire Git Commit Git Push | Programmer Tee

Coffee & Sarcasm Mug — I Run on Coffee and Sarcasm Ceramic Coffee Cup

Dog Hair is My Glitter | Dog Mom Tee

Best Dad in the Galaxy | Father's Day Tee

World's Okayest Dad | Funny Dad Tee

Sorry I Can't My Dog Has Plans | Dog Lover Tee

Cat Mom Sleep Deprived but Worth It | Cat Lover Tee